Frefre Grannie(Local Language:Patois)
Oooiii!! Bwoy how fi yuh face suh wite an yuh pants suh tite, dat nuh rite inna yuh face blak an wite a fite maasah yuh kin mussi a fly weh lacka kite. Mi mumma mi fi seh vultra weh a nyam up wi cultra. Marcus mark us mo Marcus Gaaarvey, oonu a joke weh anuh Steve Harvey. Louise muss a grieve cultra a bruk dung lacka ol jeep, bare walking duppy weh naw sleep. Ebrybody affi duh as dem please lawd Gad wi Miss di gud ol Louise, Bennett shi buil cultra neva bennie. Ooiiee!! Bwoy yuh face a pwile, nuh kayta suh nuh tell mi fi kibba mi mout dear chile, yuh fava gal muss gel yuh wah fi get style.
Ooiee!! Gal yuh nuh hab nuh pride, yuh fava side way crab weh back slide. Wah mek yuh bore yuh yiy top, yuh luk mash up lacka glass plate wen it drop. Yuh fava di puss weh litenin strike unda di pear tree, yuh ready fi baak mine mi ketch flea, pissie tail gal yuh betta flee. Oonu bun out oonu kin lacka di new time sinting weh dem call CD, tun up oonu music wen oonu si me. Dem deh poppy show tune cyah mek mi drop foot, oonu wile lacka cow mi back foot. Drop di song muss be a duppy or gunman, mek mi tek up mi foot inna mi han, likkle gal mine yuh pop yuh neck bout yuh a duh han stan wooooiee!!
Oiiee!! Bwoy an gal Kiss mi neck run dung tap mek, gwaan a KFC oonu su have fowl bret. Call mi mout amassi Liza missis Massa mi affi chat, di gud ol days muss bawn back. Doan blame mi seh mi ol, wen di sun touch mi dawk kin stil shine lacka gol. Galang dung a riba guh wash off, mussa set dem set oonu suh jus wah lef yaad. Ooiie!! Bwoy and gal oonu nuh healthy atall, bet if yuh get di hula hoop yuh stall, yuh waist aguh tan dung unda steady lacka wall. Ooiie!! Bwoy an gal oonu colour run weh mussi Maas Tom black puss, nuh friten fi oonu tek naw nuh logi prefa lib a back bush. Hehe!! Mi ole belly bottom bun mi wonda if a suh it soun, naw mek oonu tie up mi tongue. Caw mi affi chat wah mi si, anuh ebry butta puss si him fi lickie. A gwine try likkle English wi motto seh Out Of Many One People, outta many one people. Wi cultra a get run ova lacka vehicle, nuh gud bare evil. Wi culda tek it fi joke wen Mass Tata and Mass John a fite ova Ta Mary, nowadays how dem pale face people yah suh scary, betta wi guh back to shooting picheerie.
Massa mi dun chat oonu wi shoot mi back.....,gwaan guh luk a bus guh back a mi kuntry side, di sun a kum out oonu betta hide. just memba oonu pride yuh reap wah yuh sow, Fre Fre Grannie kno. Respect yuh self black or white doan be black tar and wah tun snow. Suh teck care mi dear chile stil lub oonu doan oonu fava kunumunu, just hol on pon oonu cultra nuh mek it miss oonu.
Roland S Brown
Oooiii!! Bwoy how fi yuh face suh wite an yuh pants suh tite, dat nuh rite inna yuh face blak an wite a fite maasah yuh kin mussi a fly weh lacka kite. Mi mumma mi fi seh vultra weh a nyam up wi cultra. Marcus mark us mo Marcus Gaaarvey, oonu a joke weh anuh Steve Harvey. Louise muss a grieve cultra a bruk dung lacka ol jeep, bare walking duppy weh naw sleep. Ebrybody affi duh as dem please lawd Gad wi Miss di gud ol Louise, Bennett shi buil cultra neva bennie. Ooiiee!! Bwoy yuh face a pwile, nuh kayta suh nuh tell mi fi kibba mi mout dear chile, yuh fava gal muss gel yuh wah fi get style.
Ooiee!! Gal yuh nuh hab nuh pride, yuh fava side way crab weh back slide. Wah mek yuh bore yuh yiy top, yuh luk mash up lacka glass plate wen it drop. Yuh fava di puss weh litenin strike unda di pear tree, yuh ready fi baak mine mi ketch flea, pissie tail gal yuh betta flee. Oonu bun out oonu kin lacka di new time sinting weh dem call CD, tun up oonu music wen oonu si me. Dem deh poppy show tune cyah mek mi drop foot, oonu wile lacka cow mi back foot. Drop di song muss be a duppy or gunman, mek mi tek up mi foot inna mi han, likkle gal mine yuh pop yuh neck bout yuh a duh han stan wooooiee!!
Oiiee!! Bwoy an gal Kiss mi neck run dung tap mek, gwaan a KFC oonu su have fowl bret. Call mi mout amassi Liza missis Massa mi affi chat, di gud ol days muss bawn back. Doan blame mi seh mi ol, wen di sun touch mi dawk kin stil shine lacka gol. Galang dung a riba guh wash off, mussa set dem set oonu suh jus wah lef yaad. Ooiie!! Bwoy and gal oonu nuh healthy atall, bet if yuh get di hula hoop yuh stall, yuh waist aguh tan dung unda steady lacka wall. Ooiie!! Bwoy an gal oonu colour run weh mussi Maas Tom black puss, nuh friten fi oonu tek naw nuh logi prefa lib a back bush. Hehe!! Mi ole belly bottom bun mi wonda if a suh it soun, naw mek oonu tie up mi tongue. Caw mi affi chat wah mi si, anuh ebry butta puss si him fi lickie. A gwine try likkle English wi motto seh Out Of Many One People, outta many one people. Wi cultra a get run ova lacka vehicle, nuh gud bare evil. Wi culda tek it fi joke wen Mass Tata and Mass John a fite ova Ta Mary, nowadays how dem pale face people yah suh scary, betta wi guh back to shooting picheerie.
Massa mi dun chat oonu wi shoot mi back.....,gwaan guh luk a bus guh back a mi kuntry side, di sun a kum out oonu betta hide. just memba oonu pride yuh reap wah yuh sow, Fre Fre Grannie kno. Respect yuh self black or white doan be black tar and wah tun snow. Suh teck care mi dear chile stil lub oonu doan oonu fava kunumunu, just hol on pon oonu cultra nuh mek it miss oonu.
Roland S Brown
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